Who plays cornerback for the all-white team? Jason Sehorn and an out-of-position Eric Weddle, that’s who! You have a laugh but maybe challenge your brain at the same time by trying to pick between Ed Reed and Brian Dawkins, because Ronnie Lott has to be safety #1 on the all-time, all-black team. Now, all you would have had to do is read the first sentence of the story to realize it was a spoof of a ridiculous Rashard Mendenhall tweet, which was then spun into a light-hearted exercise.
Case in point, a sampling of the replies: